The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
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On Monday night, celebrities donned their best, boldest and straight-up most bizarre outfits at the annual Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute Gala, hosted by fashion goddess Anna Wintour. This year's theme was “Rei Kawakubo/Comme des Garçons: Art of the In-Between," a nod to the inventive Japanese clothing designer and her fashion label, but hey, enough talk. Let's judge their outfits, shall we?

BEST: Blake Lively

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Half woman, half bird, all sexy.
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WORST: Bella Hadid

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Bella Hadid must have borrowed this little number from a community theater production of
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BEST: Rita Orta

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
You know when you don't want to open a gift because it is wrapped so beautifully? Rita Orta is that.
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WORST: Solange

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Hey, take off your coat. Stay a while.
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BEST: Julianne Moore

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Julianne Moore looks like a spring chicken in this feathery number.
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WORST: Kendall Jenner

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
It is hard to judge someone's clothes when they are hardly wearing any.
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BEST: Gigi Hadid

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Business on the left, party on the right, but somehow this is all working for me.
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WORST: Janelle Monae

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
If you drive your go cart off the road, Monae will get her fishing pole and put you back on track.
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BEST: Cara Delevingne

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
How is her head prettier than half these dresses?
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WORST: Jessica Chastain

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Sure, she looks nice, but this is the Met Gala! Everything about this is vanilla.
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BEST: Zendaya

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
She looks like a gorgeous painting come to life.
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WORST: Rihanna

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Ugh, I know I'm going to get sh*t for this, but she looks like she rolled around in my grandma's leftover fabric scraps. However, major points for actually wearing a piece by Rei
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BEST: Rami Malik

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No caption needed.
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WORST: Madonna

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
I wish I couldn't see this camouflage monstrosity.
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BEST: Karlie Kloss

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
When Kloss doesn't wear pants she gets on the best-dressed list. When I don't wear pants I'm asked to please leave this Taco Bell.
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WORST: Selena Gomez

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
It's a pretty nightie, but a lackluster gown. Coachella was last week, Selena.
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BEST: Reese Witherspoon

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
I mean, come on.
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WORST: Jemima Kirke

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
The shoes. The skirt. The pinkeye? It's all wrong.
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BEST: Ashley Graham

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Ashley Graham looks like the new and improved dancing lady emoji.
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WORST: Hailee Steinfeld

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
It's okay in theory, but that silhouette is bizarre.
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BEST: Zoe Kravitz

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
The dress is fabulous on its own, but her HAIR! Yes!!!!
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WORST: Katy Perry.

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
Yeah, not a fan of this hell bride look.
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WORST: Celine Dion

The best and worst looks from the Met Gala as determined by a person who can hardly dress herself.
No. Who did this to Celine? Name names. Someone must pay.
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