Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.

Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.
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When Kate Moss famously said "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels," she had probably forgotten what ice cream tastes like (or she was drunk). That shit is great, and you can eat it in moderation and still live a totally healthy life. But you know what's not great? Reminding yourself how much you need to do to "work something off" every time you eat it, because nothing rips the joy out of tasting something delicious like worrying about immediately expunging the calories from your body. 

That, however, is exactly what the new diet-shaming workout shirts from designer Moschino do, because apparently, Moschino's slogan is "enjoy nothing." 

Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.
What kind of monster eats a burger without fries?
Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.
That ice cream is going to fall off that cone immediately. Have you ever even seen an ice cream cone, Moschino?

The line also includes a fun bonus shirt that's just straight-up fat-shaming.

Fat-shaming designer workout shirts will make you want to eat cheeseburgers in protest.
Pretty sure being 100% fat free would also make you 100% dead. Oh! Maybe this is supposed to be a line of workout shirts for dead people.

The shirts are listed for a mere $135 a pop, so at the very least, the only assholes who buy these shirts will be the sort of assholes who also think it's a good idea to spend $130 on a shirt that's made to be pit-stained. 

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