11 New York Fashion Week styles you would never rock in a million years.

11 New York Fashion Week styles you would never rock in a million years.
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1. A jeweled mask that covers your mouth. 

We cannot "make this work."

It's no shock that runway fashion and beauty trends aren't practical, but damn! They look so enticing! Especially when Instagramed. New York City Fashion Week began yesterday, flooding the streets with people who don't have to worry about how functional their shoes are, since they're expensing cabs everywhere. The rest of us have to settle for scrolling through awesome pics of looks we couldn't pull off if we lived to be a thousand. These are all the styles you will definitely not be rocking for NYFW.

2. Wearing as many clothes as possible in the ocean.

Regram from @mariotestino #TBT on my birthday #surf in style @voguemagazine

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3. Really tall underwear for people who never have emergency poops.

4. Strong hairline accents apparently invented in a world without premature balding.

5. Projected lasers that draw attention to your high cheekbones and professional lighting entourage.

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6. Wearing all those extra high-end electronics directly into the ocean.

🐬🐬 @seafollyaustralia #seafolly

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7. Child smuggling can be glamorous?

A skirt that cleans the floor and the children. Regram @gianlucalongogg

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8. A single heel for that "pirate walk."

Crazy Shopping #SaintLaurent #BackToMilan pic by @lucamariamorelli

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9. Heart shaped bangs, for hair feelings.

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10. Flower beards, to match your local meadow.

And sorry for the feed overload. But...#flowerbeard

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11. Hangover makeup... wait, never mind. We got this one down.

Finally, fashion for everyone!

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