Smear some penis on your lips with these lovely lipsticks—sorry, lipdicks.

Smear some penis on your lips with these lovely lipsticks—sorry, lipdicks.
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If you are a lipstick fiend who enjoys penis-shaped objects or simply a dick aficionado, then everything you've ever wanted in life without knowing it has been realized in the form of these lipdicks, which is what BuzzFeed is calling these things. To be honest, there is quite simply no other way to describe these lipsticks. Because they are dicks.

Uhhhhhhhh I love this

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Do you see the resemblance or do you need more photos?

#penislipstick #bigdaddy #bitchslapcosmetics #fuckingreat

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The inclusive lipdicks come in a variety of colors.

#penislipstick from our #etsyshop #penisparty #partyfavors #grownfolk

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And you should probably buy one as a gag gift/an actual lipstick that you whip out on the reg.

Because you can buy these—was that not clear? You can pick them up for $1.50 a dick on Etsy or $16.50 for all 12 on Amazon. And probably at a nearby sex shop if you want a tester.

Though fair warning if you expose your lipdick in public: strange looks will be coming your way.

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Smear some penis on your lips with these lovely lipsticks—sorry, lipdicks.
GC can creep on whoever he wants.
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