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This is difficult news to break, but it's happening and must be reported: someone invented a romper for men, called a "RompHim." These are bleak times we live in.

A KickStarter for the "RompHim," launched by a startup called Aced Design, has already earned nearly $19,000, which is nearly twice its fundraising goal of $10,000.

Hello, 911? Please send romp-help.
Hello, 911? Please send romp-help.

But before you take to the streets to protest the worst hipster nightmare since Fyre Festival, keep in mind that a male version of the popular romper might be a GOOD thing. Because if women have to get completely naked in the bathroom at a party just to pee, men should have to do the same. THAT'S EQUALITY.

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Oh wait, never mind, the romphim, unlike the romp-her, comes with a zip fly. Talk about injustice!

People on Twitter can't stop talking about the "romphim" and the vast majority are NOT romp-having it.

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The RompHim really is the embodiment of 2017 hipster culture in all its gory glory.

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But hey, at least it's a great conversation starter at parties! (But uhhh, "hi!" works, too.)

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Though to be fair, one person in history has been known to look handsome while wearing a romphim: a young Sean Connery in 1964's Goldfinger.

Just because Sean Connery in 1964 could pull off a RompHim doesn't mean you can, literally every other man.

Sources: Kickstarter