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Just when you thought making fun of sexy Halloween costumes had been sucked dry by some cleavage-highlighting vampire, enter "The Halloween Song (Who You Gonna Be?)" Willed into terrible being by sexy-costume purveyor Yandy, this music video highlights many of Yandy's form-fitting costumes, including Sexy Pizza, Sexy Donald Trump, and Sexy Cecil the Lion (yes, seriously).

Because it's harder to make a "Sexy Internet Mob Justice" costume.
Because it's harder to make a "Sexy Internet Mob Justice" costume.

With the super-up-to-date chorus of "Holla holla holla halloween" and lots of women crawling around on the floor in costumes that are likely fire hazards,* who could hate this video? The answer is me: I can! And maybe you can too:

Sources: h/t Refinery 29