Do your interests include scaring people, not talking, and possibly becoming dehydrated because you physically can't open your mouth? Then we have a makeup tutorial for you! Makeup vlogger Promise Phan created this simple how-to for horror-movie-worthy lips. It's also great makeup for ghosting (by physically stopping you from talking to your soon-to-be-ex boo), and FaceTiming your mom, but only if you like seeing your mom cry.*

* It's cool if you're into that. We're not going to pass judgment on how you interact with your mom.

Sources: h/t Cosmopolitan | Promise Phan