23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.
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Abandon all hope of ever finding the human body sexy again, ye who enter here.

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.
Made from fast-drying microfiber developed by NASA. (via Blogspot)

Humans. Deep down, they really want to be naked, but even deeper down, they are terrified of being naked. Even deeper down then that, they just want everyone to look at them even if the attention is negative. Humans have issues. Those issues are on full display in this list, as the conflicting desires to be naked, not be naked, and attract attention even at the cost of making everyone hate them come together to form the ugliest goddamn bathing suits we've ever seen. Nudity would be classier, and an Amish frock would be sexier. Don't do this.

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.
Just because you don't have a naturally hairy chest doesn't mean you don't deserve a dad bod.

(via Beloved)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.
Make the beach a terrifying hellscape again.

(via Beloved)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

A solar-powered bikini: the green option for electrocuting yourself. (via The Richest)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

It's kind of feminist if you think about it. (via Imgur)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

Instagram banned it. (via Pinterest)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

He killed and skinned the leopard himself. (via FAXO)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

For some reason, this screams "Tim Burton's Batman Movies." (via Oddee)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

"Oh, my grandma can knit much more than scarves." (via Imgur)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

"I held onto a rope, twirled around a bunch, and BOOM! High fashion." (via Blogspot)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

This bacon bikini can instantly turn into a birthday suit if you're hungry. (via The Richest)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

All the excitement of novelty 1970s platform shoes, with none of the class.
(via BikiniDisasters.com)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

You've seen the Apple Watch, now witness the Apple This-Is-Why-We-Started-The-Neighborhood-Watch. (via Pinterest)


23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

It's like a ghost is trying to save us from seeing her boobs. (via Heavy.com)


23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

"If anyone else tries to float in my pool I shall tear them to shreds." (via Oddee)


23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

You have ruined ducks and boobs for me and it shant be forgiven. (via BikiniDisasters.com)

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

Possibly a malfunction, but at least they don't have to worry about being tailgated.
(via Hollywood Life)

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

If CDs weren't already dead, this would be the point at which they commit suicide.
(via Pinterest)

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23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

Our only consolation is that this somehow sold out. (via BlackMilkClothing)

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

Business in the front, open for business in the back. (via PacificJock)

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

It's like a Vera Bradley bag came to life and was also an idiot.
(via TheOrchidBoutique)

Heads up: This next one is pretty much just a dick. Sure, there's something on the dick, but this next one is NSFW. I'm going to say that again: there is a dick-sock rapidly approaching your eyeballs. You have been warned.

Ok you've had plenty of chances to click away.

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

I don't see what else you could have expected. It's a dick sock. (via Fierth)

Honorable Mention: Body Hair Bikini

23 swimsuits so horrifying, you'll want to stay inside all summer.

Well, after that last one, this guy is practically oozing class. (via BikiniDisasters.com)

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