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Abandon all hope of ever finding the human body sexy again, ye who enter here.

Made from fast-drying microfiber developed by NASA. (via Blogspot)

Humans. Deep down, they really want to be naked, but even deeper down, they are terrified of being naked. Even deeper down then that, they just want everyone to look at them even if the attention is negative. Humans have issues. Those issues are on ful display in this list, as the conflicting desires to be naked, not be naked, and attract attention even at the cost of making everyone hate them come together to form the ugliest goddamn bathing suits we've ever seen. Nudity would be classier, and an Amish frock would be sexier. Don't do this.