Shopping for clothes is stressful enough without a salesperson making you feel unwelcome in their store just because you can't afford anything in it. The more upscale the brand, the higher the stakes, and the more likely it is that the very beautiful staff will subtly, passive-aggressively herd you to the exit.
Unless, that is, you follow writer Anna Fitzpatrick's seemingly foolproof script for fitting in at one of these posh, price-gouging retailers. In her example, the lifehack is specifically tailored for use in a Gucci store, but we have a feeling that with just a few tweaks, it would work as well in many similar scenarios.
Now that you know the secret of luxury brand shopping, the only thing left is to figure out which sequined bomber looks best on you.