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Everyone's favorite "urban" clothing store Urban Outfitters has finally pushed the limits of what is considered "clothing" too far. Even for them.

The “Extreme Crop Tank Top Shrug” by Out From Under is the perfect garment for people wishing to cover their clavicles, and only their clavicles, while letting their boobs and full torsos remain unencumbered by fabric. This "clavicle napkin" (my words) costs $16.

The "shirt" has since disappeared from Urban Outfitters' website. But not before screenshots made the rounds on Twitter.

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And people have questions.

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A few imaginative souls have theories about what it is and what it's for.

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Ohhhh, it's for "brave souls." That explains everything!The company themselves offered up this description, before it was taken down, according to Allure:

The ultra-sexy way to layer with this teeny cropped tank top by Out From Under. Cropped above chest for the coolest layered look featuring a crop neck and thin shoulder straps.

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My reaction to this story can only be accurately summed up by Ross from Friends: