Every time I look at what celebrities are wearing on the red carpet these days, I'm seeing a dress that looks like this:
Or, god forbid:
Yahoo! News is calling them "vagina dresses"—dresses with slits that go up so high, they'll leave you in a constant state of panic that a fashionable young starlet is about to show you her vagina. I mean:
Be careful out there, fashionable rich ladies! There's occasionally this thing called "the wind."