Hello, here's a pair of jeans that unzip down your butt crack. (Just what you've been saying you needed, right?) According to Elite Daily, this pair of jeans is the result of a collaboration between Levis and ultra-expensive brand Vetements. Why the zipper down the ass? Well, we're not sure, but that's just how fashion is sometimes.
Maybe it's to let some air in on a particularly hot day. Maybe it's to let some air out after a really big bean burrito. Maybe it's because the companies were thinking, "What could we possibly do that hasn't been done before? Oh! Butt zipper! It's so crazy it just might work!"