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Just in time for the holidays, it's... The Official Kylie Jenner Shop! At long last, we've been saved from all that knock-off Kylie junk by Kylie herself, who is generously selling authentic Kylie items at an only moderately sadistic markup.

So, what kind of Kylie gear are you most excited to get your grubby, non-Kardashian hands on? Let's check out the worst of the worst.

The very first item on offer is, of course, a set of lace thong panties with KYLIE stamped all over them. Unfortunately, they're already sold out, so we may never find out what sweat shop they were manufactured in.

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Next up, who could possibly resist a calendar of nothing but Kylie shots taken by the creepy godfather of harshly-lit sleaze himself, Terry Richardson!

There's no shortage of cool iPhone cases, but honestly, no other design can compare to the audacious laziness of slapping the words "KYLIE JENNER LIPS" on a hunk of molded plastic and charging $18 (plus shipping) for it.

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From this point forward, human history will be divided into two periods: Before the official Kylie shop, and after. Welcome to the future, everyone.