In the twist of a century, El Chapo's interview with Sean Penn and subsequent arrest have created a market for a brand new drug, possibly more addictive than any of his narcotics: El Chapo's sexy, stylish shirts.
According to TMZ, the shirt sure did look familiar one of their IT guys. He recognized it from an L.A. outlet called Barabas. When the tabloid contacted the store to investigate further, Barabas confirmed that "sales skyrocketed when the pics came out" of Sean Penn with the notorious drug kingpin, Joaquin 'El Chapo' Guzman, dressed in their sweet threads.
Since they're good at business, Barabas is now using the Chapo to advertise on their website and Instagram
Who wears it better?
The answer, if El Chapo is asking, is El Chapo.
One of the shirts has apparently been re-named the "Barabas El Chapo Most Wanted 'Fantasy' Men's Button Down Shirt," and possibly re-priced as well: it costs $128 on Amazon.
As of press time, the Barabas website had recovered only moments earlier from a crash due, reportedly, to very traffic. Congratulations to Barabas and El Chapo on moving massive quantities of primo shirt.