"I've got American Airlines points, I've got Hilton Points, I've got—"
"—Take off your clothes!"
Raconteur and Internet show host Scott Rogowsky (Running Late With Scott Rogowsky) is very close with his dad Marty. So close, in fact, that he's decided that for Father's Day this year, he knows exactly what he'll get him: laid. Of course, Scott's mom might not like that, but then again who knows what Scott got his mom for Mother's Day. Maybe he's just trying to make sure they're even. In any case, Rogowsky the Elder is a charming man who makes this video delightful instead of creepy.