The most tragically ironic superhero you could ever put on a Father's Day card.

The most tragically ironic superhero you could ever put on a Father's Day card.
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If you don't immediately understand why Batman is a horrible choice to appear on a card meant for someone's parents, you probably spent high school having sex instead of immersing yourself pocket-protector-deep in comic book lore. Let's just say Bruce Wayne's dad will be spending this Father's Day the exact same way he does each year: decomposing. No wonder Batman sounds so cold and apathetic about the whole thing.

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