Jeeze! Drunk Han didn't even give Sober Han a chance to respond.

When this 19-year-old Australian girl named Hannah gets drunk, she has a habit of writing notes to herself, intended to be read in the morning after the confusing haze of intoxication has been lifted. These notes are often confusing, sometimes helpful and always funny. Actually, it's kind of like that Keanu Reeves-Sandra Bullock movie The Lake House, except less sappy and really not all that much like The Lake House.

This is only mildly relieving. 

Sources: generalbooty | h/t Buzzfeed