Children are both bizarre little people and the lifeblood of America's Funniest Home Videos, who've released another comedic gem featuring an emotionally distraught little boy weeping over a hot dog and condiments arranged to look like a smiley face. You have to feel for this kid's mom. It can be impossible to get your child to eat food that isn't shaped like a dinosaur or packing enough sugar to drop a mule, and now this? Come on, kid, give your mom a break!
Actually, it's pretty cute, he gets a pass.
But just imagine how he'll react once he finds out how that hot dog is made.