Oh, gnocchi you don't!

Please add this to your list of valuable things learned from the Internet: do not try to deep fry a gnocchi. I don't know the exact science behind why this is a bad idea, but this video sure seems to imply that the little potato-based bits of pasta do not like it. They will rebel! Let this Internet chef's experience be a lesson to us all. I took the liberty of fast-forwarding to the excitement:

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