15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
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Energy drinks: are they humanity's savior, or coffee that was irradiated with gamma rays until it became the beverage version of The Incredible Hulk—mean, uncontrollable, and garishly colored for no apparent reason? Whether you're a monster for Monster or start shaking the moment caffeine touches your lips, you can appreciate these energy drink reviews from people who have flown too close to the caffeinated sun. And above all, remember this: never, ever drink an entire bottle of Redline. 

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
This is what you look like after one sip of the stuff. 
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1. Those pros kind of seem worth it. 

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
God can't help you. Caffeine is your god now.

2. Some people like 'freak out stuff' in the bedroom.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
She's a super freak out, super freak out.

3. Energy and poop, together at last.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Wait, he has a timer just for meat?

4. You can only try for yourself. 

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Seriously, you can't try for someone else.
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5. Apparently, his measurement for how good something is depends on how many heart attacks it gives him.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
"And that's why I give

6. Well, energy's still energy.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Hey-o!

7. "Babies 400 babies!"

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Seriously, that's a lot of babies.

8. Bet that's a great Powerpoint.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
When he looked at the Powerpoint the next day, every slide just said "TODAY IS THE DAY OF RECKONING" paired with a different gif of a lesser Baldwin brother.
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9. Moderation, part two.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
The first secret to the universe he learned: never buy an energy drink with a name that dumb.

10. A very personal review about the different "flavorits."

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
It's just so hard to get these flocks on of bed in the morning.
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11. "NO ADVERSE EFFICIENT."

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Either "junk" refers to coffee, or energy drinks have stopped her from masturbating. 

12. 5 Hour Energy is a terrible faucet.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Pomegranate 5 Hour Energy is not true brass. :(
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13. Great new product idea. 

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
Then again, "1 hour 30 minute energy" might just be called "coffee."

14. Seems like this didn't go well.

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
*plays rimshot*

15. And finally, this very Buddhist review. 

15 hilarious energy drink reviews that will remind you caffeine is definitely a drug.
The primary cause of suffering in life is attachment. The secondary cause of suffering is a shit-ton of caffeine.
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