You know how McDonald's does Happy Meals? And the kids get a toy? But it's not a sex toy because they're kids?
This extra-happy meal is called an "Adults Meal," and they didn't have to be clever about the name because it comes with a sex toy. Technically, an "adults toy." Don't watch the following video unless you want another reason to associate fast food with sex:
Via Ad Week:
The meal comes with:
2 packs of french fries
A romantic ADULT TOY inside
According to USA Today and the video above, you can expect your "adults toy" to be a feather duster, head massager, or a blindfold.
All hail the king.