Guy's comparison photo of his Burger King hot dog with its ad pulls back the curtain on reality.

Guy's comparison photo of his Burger King hot dog with its ad pulls back the curtain on reality.
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Out of all the people to go viral for ordering a Burger King hot dog, it had to be a guy with the username Jared_from_SUBWAY. Redditor Jared_from_SUBWAY (note: not the actual Jared) shared the disappointing sight of his BK dog online. Your reaction to this picture might remind you of how you felt when you found out about actual Jared.

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Average response to Subway Jared, and this hot dog.

Here's a comparison of an ad versus the actual dog:

No, that's not barf. It's beef, which Jared_from_SUBWAY actually ate. "It was bad. I ate about 80% of it," he wrote. That's 80 percent too much. The Redditor described the hot dog as being "burnt" with "congealed" cheese.

People reacted online with like-minded revulsion. ks501 had the perfect comparison:

that's like getting a mail order bride, seeing a great picture, but she shows up dead

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epfourteen identifies with the hot dog:

Top picture. : how I pictured my life going.

Bottom picture : what my life actually looks like.

ailaMonster knows exactly what the hot dog tastes like:

You can really taste the dirty microwave these were made in.

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Quillies shed some crucial light on this monster dog:

I work at Burger King and this is definitely not the norm. I've tried the hot dogs and I actually thought they were surprisingly good. Someone must have been having a terrible day in that kitchen.

All these comments make you wonder: what possessed Jared_from_SUBWAY to eat that hot dog?

"I ate it in shame," Jared_from_SUBWAY wrote. Ashamed Subway Jared eating bad food? Yep, checks out.

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