Don't you just love a good "Look at this gross thing I found in my food" story? A grocery store customer by the name of Troy Hawkins recently found this when he opened his newly purchased jar of red currant jelly:
Does that look like a condom to you? It looks like a condom to me.
Co-op Food assures Troy that the strange object in his jelly was not a condom, but a "solidified white foam" that sometimes occurs when boiling fruit in jams and jellies.
Perhaps it's a condom made of foam? You cannot tell me that thing is not a condom.