St. Patrick's Day is here once again. If you're like many people, you'll observe this ancient celebration of Irish culture and spirituality by getting plastered and puking green food coloring onto the street. However, that would be tame compared to the pro drinkers you'll see in this article. Whether you're planning on avoiding the chaos tonight by staying in and watching Angela's Ashes, or going out and just trying to stay more coherent than the degenerates around you, this list will help you remember to drink responsibly. Just don't say "responsibly" in public, or you'll get beaten up. Here are the 14 most ridiculous people who ever went viral for being drunk:
1. This guy trying to skate home from the bar.
2. This old guy leading a train full of people in a sing-along.