Gaming personality Michael Jones has achieved what is a dream for some, and for others an awful nightmare: eating 10 McRibs at once as part of a horrible mega-sandwich. In the profanity-laden video, Jones slops together several McRib patties (is "patties" even the right word, or should it be "molded pork pucks"?). He does makes sure to mention that "by the way, this is not a sponsored video" because humanity is now at the point where a guy who is making an unappetizing sandwich with one hand while holding his iPhone with the other and saying "fuck" over and over could actually be a paid advertisement. Behold, the monstrosity:

Sources: h/t Daily Dot