17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
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Do you have a dirty mind? Are you hungry? If you answered yes to one or both of these questions, you've come to the right place. Here are 17 times people caught their food looking unintentionally erotic.

1. This carrot has a ding-dong.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This carrot was really great in

2. Does your pear shaped hubby have a pear shaped chubby?

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
And you thought cucumbers were the most erotic thing in the produce section.

3. It's not easy being cheesy when you're a Cheeto Wiener.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This makes it even more embarrassing to have Cheeto fingers.

4. This pork sword is actually made of pork.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This really puts the ding dong in the ham a lam a ding dong.

5. This popsicle pecker is why the ice cream man has to stay 50 feet away from a school.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This is what it looks like when a clown gets an STD.

6. These pepper pee-pees may be spicy, but they're not hot.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
Not sure if this is from a produce catalog, or a medical textbook.

7. This wang-shaped baguette will butter your buns.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This is why it's so
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8. This tomato has a tallywhacker.

9. This is the only kind of dick-tater this country needs.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
Gives new meaning to the term "hot potato."

10. Anyone hungry for a schlong sandwich?

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
When you catch your boyfriend cheating on you, but your still hungry.

11. Starburst might want to rethink their slogan, Unexplainably Juicy™ after this.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This Starburst shaft is why you should never take candy from strangers.
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12. The donut dong is as happy to see you, as you are it.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
Ribbed for her pleasure.

13. This bacon baby-maker will stop your heart in more ways than one.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This is why they say bacon is better than sex.

14. These chicken finger phalluses might be enough to turn you into a vegetarian.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
Makes it's own dipping sauce.

15. This baby carrot looks like a baby willy.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
Nature's version of the micro-penis.
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16. The best part of waking up is a coffee cock in your cup.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This latte needs a Viagra prescription ASAP.

17. This string cheese trouser-snake might make you lactose intolerant.

17 times people thought their food looked like dongs.
This must be where the term "cheese dick" originated.

In the words of Austin Powers, "Does that make you horny, baby?"

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