Do you have a dirty mind? Are you hungry? If you answered yes to one or both of these questions, you've come to the right place. Here are 17 times people caught their food looking unintentionally erotic.
1. This carrot has a ding-dong.
2. Does your pear shaped hubby have a pear shaped chubby?
3. It's not easy being cheesy when you're a Cheeto Wiener.
4. This pork sword is actually made of pork.
5. This popsicle pecker is why the ice cream man has to stay 50 feet away from a school.
6. These pepper pee-pees may be spicy, but they're not hot.
7. This wang-shaped baguette will butter your buns.
8. This tomato has a tallywhacker.
9. This is the only kind of dick-tater this country needs.
10. Anyone hungry for a schlong sandwich?
11. Starburst might want to rethink their slogan, Unexplainably Juicy™ after this.
12. The donut dong is as happy to see you, as you are it.
13. This bacon baby-maker will stop your heart in more ways than one.
14. These chicken finger phalluses might be enough to turn you into a vegetarian.
15. This baby carrot looks like a baby willy.
16. The best part of waking up is a coffee cock in your cup.
17. This string cheese trouser-snake might make you lactose intolerant.
In the words of Austin Powers, "Does that make you horny, baby?"