"You've never looked more beautiful than you do holding our giant sub."
"What if babies were giant subs?" is the vital question asked by GiantSubs.tumblr.com. Well, first of all, we'd stop using protection, because, hey, free sandwich. But actually very little would change. People would still call their babies "yummy," keep them swaddled up tight, and smile as soon as they saw them. Only difference would be if the sandwich cried, they'd eat it.