In a viral tale of Google reviews and Facebook posts and a vegan restaurant all gone horribly wrong, a diner left a 2-star review because she didn't like having a toddler "bend over to show me it's butthole [sic]" during the meal.
It only goes downhill from there.
On the real, I eat here all the time. I still probably will bc I like to go out and there are few options available to me BUT y'all listen.
During my visit, a bare butt naked baby was running around, stood up on a table with its black they're so dirty feet, and bent over to show me it's butthole. I wish I was exaggerating. This is like while I'm eating, and it's the owners kids? An older kid came over and started like yodeling and staring at me during my meal. I was SO uncomfortable. Like I get it's a family establishment and kids do weird things but naked baby was running around for like 15 minutes while all the workers started are just standing to the side talking and laughing over it.
And for my food, I can heat up a tofurky sausage just as well and in under half the time.