The note, written in the manic-scrawl of a hungry madman, read:
Saw Kit Kat in your cup holder [sic] I love Kit Kats so I checked your door and it was unlocked. Did not take anything other than the Kit Kat. I am sorry and hungry.
Jobbins' tweet, in which he lamented "College, man," obviously went viral. But dude—this has nothing to do with college. You leave a Kit Kat unprotected, it's going to get swiped.
Because the internet is glorious, Kit Kat responded.
Kit Kat better DM the kid more than a few candy coupons: the free press alone is worth ten cases of the king size candy bars. And those things are disgustingly massive.