"Do you have those little packets of crushed red pepper flakes? Thanks."

This pizza place must never have put up one of those signs that says “We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone,” because after a Nebraska man drove his car in through the front door of the restaurant, he still attempted to place an order. To be fair, the words “To Go” on the Valentino’s To Go sign do have little motion lines that suggest the speediness of driving, or perhaps walking rapidly. This driver just decided he wanted his "express lunch" with extra express. One thing is for certain: middle America is not getting out of their car.

Sources: Gawker