Competitive eater Matt Stonie eats vomit-inducing amounts of food at vomit-inducing speeds, and is still in better shape than you. On May 20, the 23-year-old garbage disposal professional competitive eater uploaded a video of his most recent eating challenge, in which he devoured two "giant sized" boxes of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a gallon of milk in under twenty minutes.

By the end of the stunt, Stonie had consumed 47.2 ounces of cereal and 7,700 calories, but remarkably, he was not running to the bathroom or writhing on the floor afterwards. When Stonie is not busy being a competitive eater, he probably is a competitive pooper (not confirmed).