Too few hands.

Here's a song from Nick Offerman for those of you with a fondness for whisky, the way it's supposed to be made and spelled. Make no mistakes here, we're not talking about whiskey, with an e. No, if you prefer quaffing the swill that the Irish pour into bottles marked "Jameson" and "Bushmills," then you can just get lost! This video is not for you! And don't even get me started on the burnt-over, liquid refuse they concocted in the American South. Not only is that not whisky, it's not even whiskey. It's bourbon, and it's junk!

Sources: Elite Daily | h/t Eater