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It's winter, so it's time to throw on a scarf and hit the ski slopes and make hot chocolate and all the other winter-type stuff. Delightful activities all of them, and activities which would be all the better if The Man let you drink while you did them. "I'm sorry, sir," they say with their smug little half-smiles, "there's no drinking on the ski lift." But necessity is the mother of invention, and there are lots of devices out there that help you smuggle booze.

1. With this fake hairbrush.

Hair(brush) of the dog.
Hair(brush) of the dog.
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2. Inside this fake cushion.

More cushion for the pushin'…of your family to get you into a program.
More cushion for the pushin'…of your family to get you into a program.

3. Inside a tie.

If you're the kind of guy who hides vodka in your tie, everybody probably already knows you have a problem.
If you're the kind of guy who hides vodka in your tie, everybody probably already knows you have a problem.

4. Hidden in your scarf.

Scarves: They're not just for hiding physical flaws anymore!
Scarves: They're not just for hiding physical flaws anymore!
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5. Tucked inside your bra.

You see, "rack" is a slang term for a woman's breasts, and it is also a thing upon which wine is stored and displayed.
You see, "rack" is a slang term for a woman's breasts, and it is also a thing upon which wine is stored and displayed.

6. Inside your commuter mug.

For when that 20-minute drive to work just drags on forever.
For when that 20-minute drive to work just drags on forever.

7. Underneath your gross foot.

And you won't have to share with anybody.
And you won't have to share with anybody.
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8. Literally everywhere.

Hooray for science!
Hooray for science!

9. Pretending it's sun block (and yes, that is a flask).

It's important to wear it year-round, after all.
It's important to wear it year-round, after all.

10. In your wallet.

If you're the kind of person who keeps alcohol in their wallet, you're probably not "gold card" material.
If you're the kind of person who keeps alcohol in their wallet, you're probably not "gold card" material.
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11. Hidden in your ridiculously fake beard.

They don't know what "secret" or "cleverly" means.
They don't know what "secret" or "cleverly" means.

12. Inside of a fake camera.

And if you're drunk enough, you can use a real camera.
And if you're drunk enough, you can use a real camera.

13. In a phone case that isn't a phone case.

My new phone has Talk, Email, Songs, and tequila.
My new phone has Talk, Email, Songs, and tequila.
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14. In your old-timey cell phone.

If you need to smuggle alcohol into 1998.
If you need to smuggle alcohol into 1998.

15. Pretending it's a tampon.

No security guard is gonna examine these.
No security guard is gonna examine these.
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