Cake artist makes desserts so pretty that eating them should be a felony.

Cake artist makes desserts so pretty that eating them should be a felony.
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Russian cake artist Olga Noskova creates desserts that make Betty Crocker recipes look like the bathroom of a Guy Fieri restaurant. Her over 50,000 Instagram followers would probably agree.

Many of her works boast glossy surfaces so perfectly smooth you can literally see your face in them. Here's Olga taking a selfie in one.

Ну и сладкая картинка вам в ленту❤️ p.s.кому не ответила, завтра отвечу🙌🏻

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Готовим яйца заранее🎨😀🐣 #пасхаприближается#

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Нежнятина💙 Облака всегда заглядывают в ваши торты🌤😀

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Доброго утра, и Солнечного дня☀️Внутри🍰 Фисташка/Ананас/Кокос💛

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Давно не делала сладкую таблетку 💊 и вот "пилюлю" заказали😄

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Okay, now that you've got a small taste of some of Olga's work, take a moment to shut the door, turn off the lights, and get comfortable. Prepare for a more intimate experience with the finest cakes out of non-Russian citizens' reach.

Ready?

Are you sure?

You're sweating already. Calm yourself, take a deep breath, and take our hand.

Доброе утро💜 Отличной недели и хорошего настроения вам🍥💋

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💙💙💙

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Wow, you're wheezing pretty loudly over there. Catch your breath before moving on.

To answer the question you've been intensely whispering to no one as you drool all over yourself, yes, her non-glossy work is just as dazzling.

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💜💜💜

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Chocolate & Mango Passion fruit Этот торт и не только он, сегодня уехал в Набережные Челны🚚✌

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Подушечка💛

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Yeah baby. Bet you want to see what's inside these bad boys too, don't you?

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Первая фотография нового года должна быть красиво вкусной😀😋🍰 С Новым Годом!!!🎅🎄✨

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There's no reason to even ask if you want to see the drizzle. You definitely want to. You'd force your grandparents to enlist in the army all over again for this.

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Alright, you've had enough for today.

Go clean yourself up and get back to work, and then follow Olga on Instagram here.

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