Writer Joe Wadlington recently went on a first date with a man who is truly a god in the world of chain restaurant management. Over the course of the date, it turned out that this guy had once been the general manager for the Olive Garden in Times Square, New York City—the world's largest location. With three floors of dining, you could host a dinner for your whole family there even if you were part of some giant intermarrying cult.
Needless to say, this guy saw some serious s**t on the job, and he wasn't too shy to spill the hearty Italian beans. Wadlington, because he's a hero, decided to share everything he learned with his Twitter followers. Now his thread is going viral, because it's amazing.
He'd better marry him. You don't just let a man with that many Olive Garden stories slip away.