Finally, a treat that combines the sweet sugary goodness of an eclair the with salty, ground-up pig's anus of a hot dog! Top it all off with some whipped cream and sprinkles? Mmm, mmm, adult-onset diabetes and a life of being too big to fit through your front door never tasted so good! Not to mention, it cuts your dinner time in half so you can spend more time getting ready for your second dinner! Truly remarkable!