If it's true that the way to someone's heart is through their stomach, then these people are really in trouble. That's what they get for trying to be creative in the kitchen on Valentine's Day. Next year it's going to be nothing but gas station roses and leftover Halloween candy. Here are 15 food catastrophes that are so depressing, they'll make Cupid want to turn those arrows on himself.

1. Maybe the baker got dumped right in the middle of making these?

2. It may not look like a heart, but eating enough of it will still stop your heart.