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The $10,000 pizza bikini is a real thing you can buy and wear and eat—but why?

The $10,000 pizza bikini is a real thing you can buy and wear and eat—but why?

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On the 4th of July we celebrate U.S. independence. On July 5th, it's apparently National Bikini Day. And if you didn't blow all your money on hot dogs and sparklers over the weekend, maybe you'll be able to afford this pizza bikini. It costs $10,000, and it seems extremely unlikely that you'll wear it more than once.

Introducing Villa Italian Kitchen’s Pizza-Kini: the world’s most mouthwatering bikini! Now you can wear your favorite...

Posted by Villa Italian Kitchen on Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Hard to say what's best about this: Getting pizza grease in your hoo-ha or getting kicked out of your friend's pool for clogging the filter with pepperoni. Or maybe it's the fact that all of Villa's locations have like a 2-star average on Yelp and they're trying this lame marketing stunt instead of making better pizza!

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