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Behold the power of cheese pizza.
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In Louisville, Kentucky, a pizza delivery guy named Josh Lewis was stabbed in the back and had his car stolen. The thief failed, however, to escape with the most precious cargo in the car: someone's pizza.

Luckily, Josh was delivering said pizza to someone at a hospital. Josh, knowing full well that important business is fueled by pizza, decided to deliver the pizza before asking to be taken to an emergency unit. I hope one of the surgeons who operated on Josh took a bite of the pizza before scrubbing up.

Sources: BBC News