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Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt. (via Thinkstock)

Patricia and Douglas Cooper surveyed their land from the porch. The red pies were coming in early this year, but they were still small, yet. Of course, they'd pick some soon. But others they'd give time to grow into mediums, larges, or even extra larges. Patricia walked over to the side of the porch, near the swing, and took a deep breath. The air was thick with the scent of cola blossoms on the free two-liter soda tree her grandfather planted so many years ago. She turned to her husband and said: "We live in paradise."
Sources: h/t Consumerist | AP