Are you satisfied now, America? Are you?!?!

So, how much mustard do you like on your pizza? (via Pizza Hut)

As a former resident of New York City and a current resident of Chicago, I've witnessed the pizza wars from both sides of the fence. I've eaten more than my fair share of both styles, and I have come to appreciate each of them for their specific attributes. This is a topic on which I have lots of opinions. Lots and lots and lots of opinions. But this is not the time for that, because as you can see in the photo above, the pizza world is under assault from something wholly different and strange.

Sources: Today