Somebody is selling this very phallic St. Patrick's Day cookie cutter. Reviewers noticed.

Somebody is selling this very phallic St. Patrick's Day cookie cutter. Reviewers noticed.
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St. Patrick's Day is coming up on March 17, and while some choose to prepare for the holiday by stockpiling beer, others are more traditional in their holiday celebrations. Cookies, for example, are frequently enjoyed on St. Paddy's, and given that the holiday is basically one big stereotype, leprechaun-themed treats are a must.

Accordingly, a rainbow cookie with a pot of gold is a fitting tribute to the day—at least when the cookie resembles a rainbow. But the "Somewhere Over the Rainbow Pot O' Gold St. Patrick's Day Cookie Cutter" for sale on Amazon has a particularly unfortunate shape. So long as this particular cookie cutter is used, sugary rainbows will not be the dessert of choice at any St. Paddy's party.

Somebody is selling this very phallic St. Patrick's Day cookie cutter. Reviewers noticed.
Oh no.

Even with a myriad of colorful frosting, this cookie cutter can't shake its penis resemblance.

Somebody is selling this very phallic St. Patrick's Day cookie cutter. Reviewers noticed.
It just looks like he has a colorful STD.

Fortunately, this terribly-designed cookie cutter has not gone unnoticed. It's received a number of excellent reviews.

1. The cutter may bring up some old memories.

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