It's officially September, and despite it being 80+ degrees out here in New York, that means it's FALL, BABY! Break out the hoodies (even though you will sweat through them), the dark lipstick (even though you will sweat it off) and prepare for your 'winter body' by consuming a totally-worth-it amount of calories via Starbucks pumpkin spice latte.
Usually Starbucks starts selling their gourd-inspired beverage after Labor Day, but you can get one now (yes, RIGHT NOW) if you are sneaky. Here is how.
First, you have to become a rewards member. You can do that here. Then you need to follow this sentient pumpkin spice latte with 110k+ Twitter followers. Yes, swallow your pride and just follow it, nobody needs to know. Then follow this link to unlock a pass that will get you a PSL five whole days before any of your friends.
On the outside, you may be trying to contain your excitement for consuming liquefied pumpkin and coffee, but on the inside you will definitely be like: