From the start, his cold efficiency should send shivers down your flabby stomach.
Using the cold precision of a soulless dentist, he removes the lid.
The Reese's Cup is not the only subject.
The Reese's loses its vital innards.
And is artificially inseminated with the white cream of its twin.
Oh humanity, what have you done?
At this point it becomes mandatory to cross yourself and utter three times: there is one wrong way to eat a Reese's.
Here's the full video, if you can stand it: