Last month, The New York Post reported what everyone who has ever purchased a chopped salad knows deep down: those salads are unhealthy and expensive. In fact, some of the allegedly healthy salads workers woof down at their desks can have as many calories as a McDonald's Big Mac.

Hey, you get what you pay for. Yes, that bowl of vegetables and fried chicken and croutons and pita chips shampooed in Ranch dressing isn't necessarily good for you. This is common sense. Look, enjoy what you eat. Even if it's a salad that you'll have to work out for two hours to burn off. Life is short. Shut up and eat.