Someone invented a new (slightly phallic) ice cream cone shape and f-ing revolutionized summer.

Someone invented a new (slightly phallic) ice cream cone shape and f-ing revolutionized summer.
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If ice cream cone shapes are something you give a shit about, this will blow your fucking mind.

Someone invented a new (slightly phallic) ice cream cone shape and f-ing revolutionized summer.

Legit the first time ice cream has made me think of Requiem for a Dream.
(via Twitter)

Strap your sweaty asses in, because this is shocking enough to blow you out of even the stickiest leather seat. Someone just reinvented the whole ice cream game. Forget sugar cones, forget waffle cups, forget the Choco Taco supreme (especially the Choco Taco—that's a young man's game, and your metabolism ain't up to Choco Taco snuff no more): the J-Cone just wiped the fucking floor with those amateur ice-cream-holding shapes.

Look at this fucker. Look how much more fun it's going to make your summer. Like all food innovation in the 21st Century, the J-Cone was developed in a roving gas-powered mobile culinary laboratory (also known as a food truck). Specifically, NYC's PlayJScream food truck.

Not only is it the frozen offspring of a churro and a beer bong, it saves you from the problem of the huge top-heavy lump that melts all over your hand. Also, the dick jokes are endless. Like "check out this dick holding a J-Cone":

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Or you could make saxophone jokes.

But you're going to make dick jokes.

This world-beating ice cream containment shape is currently only available in New York City, and you can find out where the truck is by following it on Twitter. Since it's a mildly fun and marketable idea, however, expect your town to have six of them by the end of next year.

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