If ice cream cone shapes are something you give a shit about, this will blow your fucking mind.

Legit the first time ice cream has made me think of Requiem for a Dream.
(via Twitter)

Strap your sweaty asses in, because this is shocking enough to blow you out of even the stickiest leather seat. Someone just reinvented the whole ice cream game. Forget sugar cones, forget waffle cups, forget the Choco Taco supreme (especially the Choco Taco—that's a young man's game, and your metabolism ain't up to Choco Taco snuff no more): the J-Cone just wiped the fucking floor with those amateur ice-cream-holding shapes.