Redditor manychairs created this map to help everyone on Reddit drink their sorrows away.
There's an old saying: if you know when the bars close, you might be an alcoholic. If you know when the bars open, you're definitely an alcoholic. That's not actually an old saying; I just made it up. But it feels right, doesn't it?
A redditor called manychairs created the gif based on information from StateLiquorLaws.com. It's not perfect – it doesn't account for certain urban areas where some of the bars close later, like Chicago. There's also at least one mistake – manychairs acknowledged in the comments thread that Texas is wrong. Last call there is actually 2 A.M.
Apologies to Texas. You guys are drunker than we gave you credit for.