Stay drunk forever with this animated map of when bars open and close in every state.

Stay drunk forever with this animated map of when bars open and close in every state.
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Redditor manychairs created this map to help everyone on Reddit drink their sorrows away.

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There's an old saying: if you know when the bars close, you might be an alcoholic. If you know when the bars open, you're definitely an alcoholic. That's not actually an old saying; I just made it up. But it feels right, doesn't it?

A redditor called manychairs created the gif based on information from StateLiquorLaws.com. It's not perfect – it doesn't account for certain urban areas where some of the bars close later, like Chicago. There's also at least one mistake – manychairs acknowledged in the comments thread that Texas is wrong. Last call there is actually 2 A.M.

Apologies to Texas. You guys are drunker than we gave you credit for.

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