Four slices and seven toppings ago, our fathers brought forth the ultimate meat-lovers pizza.

How cool is this policy at Greenville House of Pizza in Greenville, NH? I feel like a pizza place that offers a safe place to study and rewards for good grades is something that could only happen in a dream sequence on Gilmore Girls. Here's the full text of the blurry sign on the left:

Students, while you do your (approved) homework assignments here, you may enjoy pizza slices for 35¢
If you complete your assignments to my satisfaction, you will earn a complimentary Root Beer float.
There is no purchase necessary. All are welcome here to study, and earn your root beer float.
To the extent that I can, I will be happy to assist you in understanding your assignments.

Sources: redditor LovesHerGeek