We've all been there. You've got all these extra condoms lying around the house, but you're too famished to clean them up. All you want to do is swallow some dick-shaped food to get some protein into your system, but who wants to prepare a meal in a house littered with condoms? If only there were some way that solve both problems with one disgusting solution.

Actually, it turns out there is!  

Suggestive of a well-balanced diet.

Kyosuke Kagami's new e-cookbook Condom Meals I Want to Make for You offers a number of classic Japanese recipes such as “Condom Meat Stuffing,” “Condom Push Sushi,” and the always popular “Condom Escargot Cooked with Butter.” 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! (Coincidentally, that's also the sound I make when my mouth is full of a big latex tube of meat.)

(by Dennis DiClaudio)


Sources: NariNari | h/t Kotaku | h/t Dangerous Minds