We've all been there. You've got all these extra condoms lying around the house, but you're too famished to clean them up. All you want to do is swallow some dick-shaped food to get some protein into your system, but who wants to prepare a meal in a house littered with condoms? If only there were some way that solve both problems with one disgusting solution.

Actually, it turns out there is!  

Suggestive of a well-balanced diet.

Sources: NariNari | h/t Kotaku | h/t Dangerous Minds