You're better off not knowing what they're drinking.

I am not a beer snob. I have never been a beer snob. As long as I'm perpetually broke and there are $4 six-packs of Hamm's tallboys at the corner store, I probably never will be a beer snob. But that doesn't mean that I don't know the difference between a good beer and a not-so-good* beer.

And just because I love my country, it doesn't mean I can't get a little bit bummed out by what my fellow citizens prefer to pour into their faces. This list of the most popular beers in America comes to us from VinePair (which also created this map of how America would be divided if it was split up by what each region drinks), and it is as depressing as it is utterly predictable::

Sources: VinePair | h/t Laughing Squid